June 2009
3 posts
At Least
Jon and Kate won’t be on all the magazine covers next week
Jun 26th
Controversial Statement Alert!
I don’t like Lauryn Hill’s music (I’m not really sure if I like her as a person or not.  I’ve heard those rumors about she is a reverse racist and whatever, but who’s to say.  Oh and once she came into my old office and her people asked that we all refer to her as Ms. Hill, NOT Lauryn, and she was so skinny it was eating disorder style.  But whatever, I think I would...
Jun 24th
Good Music for Walking the Highline
1. Pink Floyd 2. Old school Simon and Garfunkel 3. Sigur Ros You should just pick one of these and listen to them the whole time, not mix and match.  I’m sure there are others, but I’ve done a lot of thinking on this subject and I really think know these are the top three.
Jun 23rd
December 2008
1 post
Neat
I am neat, but not particularly clean.  I think this is worse than just being an openly messsy person.
Dec 12th
February 2008
2 posts
Today
Athletes and contestants on Real World Road Rules Challenges like to say “I just couldn’t do it today” when they do a bad job.  They can do it other days, but not today.  I feel like this was definitely invented by a football coach.  Fucking football coaches.
Feb 6th
Starburst
Red are the best.  Then pink, orange and, in last place, yellow.
Feb 6th
December 2007
1 post
Something I Would Like To Try
Rather than tipping at the end of the meal, tip the waiter/waitress THROUGHOUT the meal.  Just give them a dollar everytime they do anything.  And I’d be real charming old man-y about it.
Dec 1st
November 2007
5 posts
TRUTH
If you have “Put Me in Coach” in your iTunes, most people do not like you.
Nov 29th
Lc sounds very nasal after a night out
Nov 19th
Nov 17th
Newest and Best Obession →
Nov 12th
Brand New
Just trying this out. I think I started 15 blogs back in the blog frenzy days. I think the longest I stuck with them was 5 days. I think I actually started one of the later ones with this exact post, so we’ll see….
Nov 12th