TRUTH

At Least

Jon and Kate won’t be on all the magazine covers next week

Controversial Statement Alert!

I don’t like Lauryn Hill’s music (I’m not really sure if I like her as a person or not.  I’ve heard those rumors about she is a reverse racist and whatever, but who’s to say.  Oh and once she came into my old office and her people asked that we all refer to her as Ms. Hill, NOT Lauryn, and she was so skinny it was eating disorder style.  But whatever, I think I would need to spend a little more time with her to truly form a opinion on her as a person).  But eveyone LOVES her songs, including some of my yoga teachers.  But I say no, don’t like them.

Good Music for Walking the Highline

1. Pink Floyd

2. Old school Simon and Garfunkel

3. Sigur Ros

You should just pick one of these and listen to them the whole time, not mix and match.  I’m sure there are others, but I’ve done a lot of thinking on this subject and I really think know these are the top three.

Neat

I am neat, but not particularly clean.  I think this is worse than just being an openly messsy person.

Today

Athletes and contestants on Real World Road Rules Challenges like to say “I just couldn’t do it today” when they do a bad job.  They can do it other days, but not today.  I feel like this was definitely invented by a football coach.  Fucking football coaches.

Starburst

Red are the best.  Then pink, orange and, in last place, yellow.

Something I Would Like To Try

Rather than tipping at the end of the meal, tip the waiter/waitress THROUGHOUT the meal.  Just give them a dollar everytime they do anything.  And I’d be real charming old man-y about it.

TRUTH

If you have “Put Me in Coach” in your iTunes, most people do not like you.

Lc sounds very nasal after a night out

Brand New

Just trying this out. I think I started 15 blogs back in the blog frenzy days. I think the longest I stuck with them was 5 days. I think I actually started one of the later ones with this exact post, so we’ll see….